Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Vicus, I believe I've found Blair's inspiration for his choice of podium . . .

One Mister Whippy of Chincoteague Island. This humanoid life-form, like Mr. Blair, has an initially pasty-faced yet charming impact that soon shifts to something frigid and - given the 97-percent fat free content of Whippy - lacking in substance despite its attempt to demonstrate good taste.

Not to mention the disturbing effect of two living things trading on the novelty of hiding behind cone-shaped exteriors.

I suppose that, with a little investigation, both could be found to a have a Cherie on top.


Anonymous Vicus Scurra said...

Please, everyone, do not look at that bulge in the trouser department. Is Mr Whippy really Mr Stiffy?
No resemblance at all to our dear prime minister, who has the correct number of fingers.

5:00 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

I'll bet that Blair had the webs between his fingers removed shortly after birth.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

They're all hung like horses in Chincoteague.

6:43 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Like ponies, actually

7:07 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Vicus - that's not a stiffy. It's a conic projection.

4:00 AM  

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