Friday, July 21, 2006

I was told I had to post this . . .

by Raincoaster and Alberto Gonzales, so here goes:

Viggo Mortenson, naked, during a blackout at 2 a.m.


Anonymous raincoaster said...

I'm afraid your picture is not authentic. Viggo's naked body gives off light, as you can clearly see in any number of films. I particularly recommend Walk on the Moon.

Honestly, was this SO difficult? There are five seconds of full-frontal nudity in The Indian Runner, and each of those seconds has something like 24 frames, making a minimum of 120 possible nekkids from that one film alone.

Like this one:

5:25 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Bob darl, I love that you've got your picture up (and I apologise if it has been there a while, but I read you through bloglines normally). I'm sad though that you haven't taken this opportunity to really show Viggo, heart, soul and penis.

Nevermind. There is always Saturday.

5:30 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

It's the best I can do. I don't wanna go to Gitmo . . . . . . . .

5:36 AM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

But if they know you have nekkid pix of Viggo, you're sure to be popular!

5:52 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Yeah, but to who else besides you? ;^D

6:35 AM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

Gee, at least ten percent of the population will love it!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Within Without said...

How very...enlightening.

I thought they were BUSHwhacking Gitmo.

As famous dead Canadian Marshall McLuhan said, the medium is the message.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Metro said...

You're all missing the point. The big black square is obviously where the picture used to be.

Clearly Alberto Gonzago has confisticated it and slapped a strict gag order on FE.

It's a shame and a sin, and to protest, everyone here should post a picture of Tia Carrere naked on their blogs.

Have you done it yet?

*Sigh* There's just no community spirit in the blogosphere anymore.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

Mmmm....Viggo.... Mmmmmmmm.....

12:31 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

Ok, I ((blush))) admit to going to the link of viggo's picture.

I was disappointed.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Carmenzta said...

Fronty, I'm going to sit here and wait for the light to be turned back on. Not that I get turned on by tall, muscular, blond, gorgeous masculine types. naaaah!

1:15 PM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Someone somewhere is still waiting for the photo to load.

PS, EVERYONE has seen Viggo naked.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Within Without said...

Oh, women are so, where's my crinkled up blowup doll.

3:43 PM  
Blogger jromer said...

that's not what he looked like in my room! hah!

4:51 PM  
Blogger Metro said...


Mme Metro believes that Viggo is only attractive as long as he's wearing leather, chainmail, and really greasy hair.

Otherwise he's just another "Feathery Stroker".

I experience what I think are similar feelings about Tia--wrapped in wet leather, she steams. In an evening gown she somehow loses that je-ne-sais-quoi.

7:24 PM  
Blogger ziggi said...

the badger did not look like he was enjoying it - what a waste

5:30 AM  
Blogger ziggi said...

Isn't it MortensEn? Or is that a different Viggo?

5:33 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

According to the document info in PhotoShop, Mortensen was emitting an ungodly, St. Elmo's Fire-ish light, but that was easily handled with a polarizing filter and telling Frodo to stick that damned ring back inside his shirt.

God, I love PhotoShop 6.0's technical features!

2:01 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Ah, yes Ziggi, it is Mortensen. I'll just delude myself by saying it was a test of my incrementally expanding readership rather than th efat-fingered keyboarding for which I'm so famous.

2:02 PM  
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6:42 PM  

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