Monday, August 07, 2006

Ain't fatigue-induced paranoia wonderful?



Taking a break from my wonderful, life-affirming profession (watch it, sarcasm is messy so don't get any on you), I'm reminded of a drink recipe from the esteemed Rip Taylor (see grotesque image above):

Vodka
Gelatin
Tomato juice

It's called a blood clot.

BadadaDUM!

12 Comments:

Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Disgusting. Just what I need for a future post.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

My pleasure

9:36 PM  
Blogger awaiting said...

I am also reminded of a recipe...

vodka
vodka
jack daniels
vodka

Mix all in equal amounts and drink quickly. Wait ten minutes and pass out.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Ah, very similar to one I learned as a Navy contract technician

One pint of instrument alcohol (99.6 percent pure, which is about 8 percentage points better than grain) and a half gallon of grapefruit juice - known as 'death juice,' 'Klingon nerve gas,' or 'liquid razor blade'

Usually three party cups were enough to bring an average-size human male to his knees within 20 minutes. Also the second-smoothest hangover I ever had.

11:48 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

::gags::

12:58 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

At least I didn't toss my panties . . . . wink wink nod nod

1:06 AM  
Anonymous raincoaster said...

I would have if I had any.

3:28 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

At Tom, I presume? After all, I'm an American and guilty by association with that rat-bastard Connecticutt Yankee in the King Ranch's court.

3:53 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

Ummm....was that me? I must have been under the influence of something at the time. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'm not responsible. :grin:

4:04 PM  
Blogger Carmenzta said...

"Ain't fatigue-induced paranoia wonderful?"

::: Looking at FE with squinty eyes :::

WHY are you asking??????

5:53 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Can't have that, vegetarian you see...

Isn't it a Bloody Mary when you remove the gelatin?

Either way, DIOS MIO!

4:38 AM  
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