It's the heat AND the humiduty . . . .
First I post a picture of Albania's last worthless Stalinist leader Enver Hoxha because saying his name is almost as funny as saying 'Frau . . . . BLUCHER!'
And this afternoon I look down to see what looks like a focused beam of sunlight on my pants. Focused as in "let's try and catch thi son fire with this magnifying glass."
I wave my hands between my pants and the window, to no avail. Then it hits me. The cell phone in my pocket happens to have a built-in flashlight.
I wish it was a phaser. It might have come in handy earlier in the week.
Since this week's "Dance Party" went over like a lead balloon, here's something a little lighter and off-the-wall:
Beats Prince's version 30 ways to hell and five back.
And this afternoon I look down to see what looks like a focused beam of sunlight on my pants. Focused as in "let's try and catch thi son fire with this magnifying glass."
I wave my hands between my pants and the window, to no avail. Then it hits me. The cell phone in my pocket happens to have a built-in flashlight.
I wish it was a phaser. It might have come in handy earlier in the week.
Since this week's "Dance Party" went over like a lead balloon, here's something a little lighter and off-the-wall:
Beats Prince's version 30 ways to hell and five back.
posted by Frontier Editor at 16:38
27 Comments:
Calm yourself. YouTube had bandwidth problems this weekend.Besides, every adult at some point gives what I think of as a "Mary Tyler Moore" party where nobody comes. You can hold that over them for at least ten years. Trust me.
If you want a hitstorm, just post the AA Gill article on Albania; the Gill thing on my blog outdrew even the porn links! Metro kindly provided a link. Ain't he a sweetie?
Tom Jones rocks. The Art of Noise rocks. Now I also want to hear the remix of "She's A Lady" from Bend it Like Beckham. I bought the soundtrack and the song is not on it!
Tom Jones is the male Charo. I adore this one.
But don't be harshing on the Prince, yo. He worships at the shrine of the Tomcat too.
Miss Cellania, isn't it on the Tom Jones Reload album? Hang on, I have that album...it's not there. I shall search for and legally download it, as I live in the True North, Strong and Free to be Jack Valenti's Worst Nightmare.
Rain - I was blaming myself for the Friday night folly.
Besides, I got more evidence that Prince can be out-Princed: Warren Zevon and REM doing 'Raspberry Beret' >B^D>
You'll have to post that one; will believe that when I see it. Prince is living in Toronto these days, so all Canadians are obliged by law to come to his defence.
And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE by no means accept "blame" for Friday. Accept congratulations and heartfelt thanks instead; the AA Gill post outdrew even my reliable porn posts! Been worth almost 300 hits over the past three days!
The e-Champagne is on me.
When I figure how to post an mp3 on here, you'll be converted.
And I thoroughly enjoyed this weekend's 'taste' of Albania.
All together now . . .. 1 . . . . 2 . . . . . 3 . . . . .
HOXHA!!!!!!
Gezundheit.
After watching TJ try to be Prince, the L'il Guy will want to revert back to The Artist Known As Mr. Bxsplkzt or whatever...
Woulda liked to have been a fly on the wall watching you panic and then remember the phone flashlight...
hey! i liked what you did on the last one! i just didn't want to sound like i was stalking you by responding to everything! easy!
love tom jones.
Anna: stalk away, but only if you want to - heh heh
WW: There are times, when it comes to technology, that I'm a dolt.
Miss C: Tom was another of the bunch I grew up on while in England.
I hold you personally responsible for the 2 hours I've spent mooching around youtube tonight. Cripes.
Cor you have a lot of women reading your blog...
I'm sure it has nothing to do with Mr Jones.
Martha, let me clear the women's underwear from my keyboard and I'll get back to you on that one . . ..
So that's where my panties went!
Hey, don't look at me, FE, I was there!
All I know is, I post Tommy and panties start flying all over the place.
No, it's just your wild animal attributes that have women tossing their panties your way...
As long as HE's skivvies aren't in the pile >B^D>
Just checking laundry tags here . . . . .
Pam: Are you sure you ought to be throwing THESE at me? ;^>
Awaiting: Same to you >;^D
Martha: Love the little Tasmania screenprint on these . . . .
Okay WW and HE: no boxers next time!
FE:
No, HE's probably are there in the pile somewhere. Just plug ur nose, I think...
The ladies luv Tom Jones...there isn't a dry seat in the house when he is on stage performing.
Well done FrontED! Tom really does outprince his purpleness on this baby even without inventing a fancy schmancy symbol with no audible translation.
But hey I still haven't heard Mr Jones tackle The Pope or Little Red Corvette..until then I gotta say while Tom is off getting knighted Prince is still sticking it to the MAN!
So yeah I guess its a tie.
Hey!
Who's anonymous and who says I wear boxers!
I wear bermudas, thongs and tighty whities, and don't you forget it!
Sorry, my blooger id log on wouldn't work, and that really was more than I wanted to know while getting this paper to bed.
Guess I'll be having a couple of psychotic episodes before sunrise . . . . >B^D>
I wanna hear the Tom Jones version of Pussy Control.
Well, you don't hear that every day at 3:49 a.m. while finishing up the paper . . .
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