Not by popular request
Okay, I've got to get this out of my system and then I promise, no more Heather McCartney jokes
God, I'm gonna burn for this . . . . .
Top ten specifics of Heather McCartney’s divorce filing:
10) Paul mocked me by buying me a DVD remastering of “The 39 Steps”
9) Kept snickering when he said “this lager doesn’t have enough hops in it.”
8) Inflicted mental cruelty by repeated playing of “Band on the Run”
7) Said he married me because he was a leg man
6) Said on several occasions that there was something wrong but that he couldn’t peg it.
5) Pet name for me: Ahab
4) Friends made cryptic “Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo” remarks in my presence (go watch the movie – it’ll come to you.)
3) Opened lingerie drawer – half my stockings tied off
2) Told me I was a natural for base 5 arithmetic.
1) Said we were a natural for the three-legged race at the Apple corporate picnic
God, I'm gonna burn for this . . . . .
Top ten specifics of Heather McCartney’s divorce filing:
10) Paul mocked me by buying me a DVD remastering of “The 39 Steps”
9) Kept snickering when he said “this lager doesn’t have enough hops in it.”
8) Inflicted mental cruelty by repeated playing of “Band on the Run”
7) Said he married me because he was a leg man
6) Said on several occasions that there was something wrong but that he couldn’t peg it.
5) Pet name for me: Ahab
4) Friends made cryptic “Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo” remarks in my presence (go watch the movie – it’ll come to you.)
3) Opened lingerie drawer – half my stockings tied off
2) Told me I was a natural for base 5 arithmetic.
1) Said we were a natural for the three-legged race at the Apple corporate picnic
posted by Frontier Editor at 10:40
6 Comments:
Those jokes were awful. Truly prosthetic.
Not to mention how they perpetuate the Colonel Limp stereotype . . .
The absolute butt of humour there, Fronty old chap.
I'd type a comment but I'm too busy groaning.
But seriously folks...I didn't know they were getting a divorce.
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