Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Heading to hell in a handbasket

I seem to have forgotten my self-imposed responsibility as a blogger, but I’ve made a few feeble attempts to respond to some of my blogging acquaintances.

In the blur of activity preceding and following my weekly cycle of publishing, however, I did have a sleep deprivation-induced thought that brought on an insane giggling fit and probably guaranteed me a seat in the tenth circle of hell.

When Paul McCartney’s divorce case finally reaches court, his eventual ex-wife won’t have a leg to stand on.

Let me adjust the thermostat . . .


Blogger Cherrypie said...

Yep! Heard that one too. Why not go the whole hog and upload one of those hilarious pictures of him holding an artificial limb instead of a guitar, or being beaten by her at Twister.

I like your style, Mr Editor, or may I call you Fronty x

5:32 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

Ok, I'm ashamed to say that made me laugh.

I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

Should I worry?

1:31 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Twister, there's a mental image . . . from there it's just a hop, skip and a jump to another social land mine.

Call me what you will - I've been called far, far worse than fronty >B^D

and Pam, it just means that you're pleasantly maladjusted like most of us.

6:22 AM  
Blogger tom909 said...

Fronty old chap, you can make as many jokes about Heather as you like. I just told my wife that one and she turned round and asked me 'why not'.

6:51 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Well, there's always one of the the points in her complaint that it's mental cruelty when she hears "Band on the Run."

7:19 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

or that she has to work twice as hard at her 12-step program

7:20 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

or that she's asking for half-support

7:21 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

or that she filed out of concern when Sir Paul watched 'Boxing Helena' one evening.

Maybe I'm pole vaulting over the line of decency here . . .

7:24 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Think I'll skulk off and come up with a few Douglas Bader jokes next . . . .

7:26 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Couldn't help this one . . . I hear she's come out with a new step aerobics DVD . . . .

7:29 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Yep, I'm going to hell

7:30 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

I'm sure we'll have lots of company there.

Wait.did I say 'we'?

1:50 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Flaming, unimaginable agony loves company

4:46 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Oh yes, and Sir Paul supposedly mocked her last Christmas by giving her a boxed DVD remastering of "The 39 Steps" with Robert Donat.

4:52 PM  

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