Heading to hell in a handbasket
I seem to have forgotten my self-imposed responsibility as a blogger, but I’ve made a few feeble attempts to respond to some of my blogging acquaintances.
In the blur of activity preceding and following my weekly cycle of publishing, however, I did have a sleep deprivation-induced thought that brought on an insane giggling fit and probably guaranteed me a seat in the tenth circle of hell.
When Paul McCartney’s divorce case finally reaches court, his eventual ex-wife won’t have a leg to stand on.
Let me adjust the thermostat . . .
In the blur of activity preceding and following my weekly cycle of publishing, however, I did have a sleep deprivation-induced thought that brought on an insane giggling fit and probably guaranteed me a seat in the tenth circle of hell.
When Paul McCartney’s divorce case finally reaches court, his eventual ex-wife won’t have a leg to stand on.
Let me adjust the thermostat . . .
posted by Frontier Editor at 21:11
14 Comments:
Yep! Heard that one too. Why not go the whole hog and upload one of those hilarious pictures of him holding an artificial limb instead of a guitar, or being beaten by her at Twister.
I like your style, Mr Editor, or may I call you Fronty x
Ok, I'm ashamed to say that made me laugh.
I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.
Should I worry?
Twister, there's a mental image . . . from there it's just a hop, skip and a jump to another social land mine.
Call me what you will - I've been called far, far worse than fronty >B^D
and Pam, it just means that you're pleasantly maladjusted like most of us.
Fronty old chap, you can make as many jokes about Heather as you like. I just told my wife that one and she turned round and asked me 'why not'.
Well, there's always one of the the points in her complaint that it's mental cruelty when she hears "Band on the Run."
or that she has to work twice as hard at her 12-step program
or that she's asking for half-support
or that she filed out of concern when Sir Paul watched 'Boxing Helena' one evening.
Maybe I'm pole vaulting over the line of decency here . . .
Think I'll skulk off and come up with a few Douglas Bader jokes next . . . .
Couldn't help this one . . . I hear she's come out with a new step aerobics DVD . . . .
Yep, I'm going to hell
I'm sure we'll have lots of company there.
Wait.did I say 'we'?
Flaming, unimaginable agony loves company
Oh yes, and Sir Paul supposedly mocked her last Christmas by giving her a boxed DVD remastering of "The 39 Steps" with Robert Donat.
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