Take my life, please!
After a delightful period of being able finally to post comments on others' blogs, a brief, non-intimate encounter with Vicus and Ms. Kindness at her blog brought back a wonderful tale by Jackie Mason.
So, in close paraphrase:
[Frank Sinatra saved my life. One night at the Sands, four guys started beating and kicking me within an inch of my life. Just when I thought I was going to die, Frank walks by and says, "That's enough, boys."]
So, in close paraphrase:
[Frank Sinatra saved my life. One night at the Sands, four guys started beating and kicking me within an inch of my life. Just when I thought I was going to die, Frank walks by and says, "That's enough, boys."]
posted by Frontier Editor at 01:41
7 Comments:
OMG Fronty! Laughing out loud!
More intelligent comment to follow.
Are you seriously thinking about having me kicked to within an inch of my life?
A tad harsh.
But you are by no means the first.
Inspirational! I think I just found my quote of the day.
Actually, Vicus, I kind of saw you more as the one holding the cigarette and tumbler of gin
No, I'm holding the gin...and the vodka...and the rum...and the wine...and the charddonnay...heck, I'll be the one running the bar.
Then cut Frankie off, Awaiting, before he starts the same on ol Joey Bishop
LOL FN.
Well, I'm glad to hear that you've landed on your feet.
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