Sunday, September 24, 2006

I'm getting into this Marxist-Lennonist stuff . . .

Homo Escapeons has given me a new lease on life with his Marxist-Lennonist synthesis of the material dialectic!



As his newly appointed Kegcommissar, I shall travel in my armoured brewery to all parts of the front to enforce the iron discipline needed for the Party to meet its objective conditions for success and peace.
Namely, anyone not fulfilling their duty to the Party and the State will be compelled to crack another keg!

Za brewiya'!! Za HE!!!!

Oh, and Salma's booked through January.

11 Comments:

Blogger jromer said...

mr. escapeons has infected you as well...?
hmmm. this could have some severe side effects. all of which will be beddy beddy interestin'

1:25 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Crack a keg, you wrecker! >B^D>

1:39 PM  
Blogger tom909 said...

I once met an actual real bloke who talked like that about dialectics and stuff. To this day I seriously do not believe he knew what he was talking about, but for sure he was a card carrying member.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

See what a history degree can do for one's humorous presentation?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woot! a new party? Great! But, a... we don't have to um... drink the swill... I mean beer, do we?

BTW, I'm sending homo escapeons the therapists bills after being subjected to the memories of Neil Sedaka.

Sick, sick guy. Does he work for the Busista regime or something?

shudders

9:49 AM  
Blogger Romeo Morningwood said...

Unbelievable Photo!
Picture Perfect..BRAVO!
Let us 'tap that puppy' Komrade.

See the 'bigger the lie' thingamabob still works like a charm.

The revolution has begun!
BLOGGERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Give me your tired and weary....

10:54 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Laura,

If HE's counterrevolutionary spies don't put an iceaxe in my head, I'm bringing more than beer up from Mexico City

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whooa! Really?



Chocolate?


(drools)chocolate....(/drools)

2:30 PM  
Blogger Romeo Morningwood said...

Don't forget to bring back a box of 'knock-off' crap...

although China is the epicentre of knock-off, Mexico is no slouch when it comes to trademark infringement....
areeeeeba BANG BANG POW BANG POW BANG POW!!!

3:31 PM  
Blogger WithinWithout said...

Just a warning to you all...you have fallen under the spell of HE's new cult.

This is his guise for manipulating people. He learned it from Rev. Sun Myung Moon and that Jones guy.

Just don't take any free drinks from him and if he wants to marry you, politely decline.

9:01 PM  
Blogger gautami tripathy said...

Coincidence? I started reading the autobiography of Lenin yesterday...

Pass me the keg!

within, if h.e. asks me for anything, I will take on his offer! SO THERE!

4:40 AM  

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